souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
tarotcards) wrote2011-01-21 10:16 am
tarotcards) wrote2011-01-21 10:16 am
Entry tags:
- *artemis fowl,
- *chie satonaka,
- *crow hogan,
- *cybil bennett,
- *dale cooper,
- *don paolo,
- *estelle,
- *fran,
- *fuuko ibuki,
- *gaga,
- *haruhi suzumiya,
- *ise nanao,
- *kagami hiiragi,
- *kudou youji,
- *lars fillmore,
- *lion ushiromiya,
- *merlin,
- *naomi kimishima,
- *naoto shirogane,
- *oerba yun fang,
- *patti thompson,
- *raiden,
- *rainbow dash,
- *rise kujikawa,
- *rouge,
- *satoko houjou,
- *scott pilgrim,
- *sebastian michaelis,
- *smoker,
- *soul eater evans,
- *subaru sumeragi,
- *suzuki adelheid,
- *terezi pyrope,
- [game] route_29,
- action,
- ic,
- my ditto is a persona protagonist,
- oh my god worst day ever,
- video,
- violet city
DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]
[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.
See Souji.
See Souji in his room.
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.
Why is he like this?
Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!
He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?
What a douche.]
Hey guys...
[A pause....how does he word this...]
Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....
[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]
So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.
Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.
Yeah...thanks, guys...
[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]
(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))
See Souji.
See Souji in his room.
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.
Why is he like this?
Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!
He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?
What a douche.]
Hey guys...
[A pause....how does he word this...]
Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....
[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]
So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.
Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.
Yeah...thanks, guys...
[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]
(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))
[action]
I'm afraid I don't have any eggs to offer, but--let me see...
[And he'll just...set his bag on the floor and begin to rifle into it. He's sure he can afford the money but surely there's something ELSE he can throw in to make the trade a bit more even-sided so he's not--]
Mrewwwww!!
[he tenses, gritting his teeth. They'd not even been here ten minutes and she was picking a fight?! ....except Princess sounded much different when she was angry. This had almost sounded like a happy cheer of some sort.
....why did he suddenly dread turning around to check?]
[action]
...Do you know where Princess is off to right now? [NOT WITH HIS DITTO, PLEASE DON'T BE WITH HIS DITTO, DO NOT BE IN THE CLOSET WITH HIS DITTO OH GOD WHERE'S THE EEVEE OH GOD PLEASE TELL HIM THAT GAGA HAS HIS POKEMON WITH HIM]
[action]
[Well he apparently THOUGHT Souji's ditto might at least confine itself to the standards of being friendly with pokemon it at least was on a first-name basis with...
....
He drags his eyes away from Souji with great reluctance and toward the source of the noise. It couldn't-- They hadn't POSSIBLY--
Princess sat in the midst of three eggs, beaming proudly. Look what she helped make. Are you looking? Pff, like she expected YOU guys to understand...
A short distance away, Eevee likewise sat in the middle of a small cluster of eggs, looking just as clueless as ever as it sniffed at them. When that didn't provide any answers, it extended it's tongue and tasted one. They tasted like....being daddy? 8B]