tarotcards | FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

[ Oh hey, it's that Seta kid again and his stupid little video feeds. He's been around a lot over the network with his centre-house catching on fire, the Cleffamigos, and all that. Well, how about this one where the camera is GOING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE OH MY GOD WHERE'S A BARF BAG WHEN YOU NEED IT--

After a minute of this flailing and what sounds like Souji doing a verbal keysmash, both the Pokegear and him crashes to the ground. Now with a steady and clear view, it seems as if his location is inside an ice cave- a very familiar ice cave.

Dressed in his casual wear, he slowly gets up, trying not to slip on the ice like he has done many times before in his last visit. In his last visit, he has arrived here in his PJs, so he's glad that he at least has a jacket and something thicker. Oh, let's check if he has his Pokemon on him. If it's just like last time, it's be six Magikarps. Let's seeee; ]

[ Screw you too, Johto. Screw you to Hell.

Well, Souji pulls his jacket closer and looks around. ]

Damnit, here again. Great...

[ As if the bruises and cuts from the attack a few days ago isn't enough, he'll probably get more from just slipping around here. He just hopes he doesn't meet anyone in here like last time... Well, let's go ask the network what is up. ]

Has anyone else woken up in a completely new place? Seems almost like in November...

[ Now, someone help him get to that nice rocky path and off this ice. ]

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[Midori pouts a little.]

Somewhere else in the cave, or...? Wait. This is my dream. Maybe I can just... wish him here!

[ Dude... how many times does he have to repeat this... ]

Trust me when I say this isn't a dream.

[Many.]

But... This totally seems like a dream... Pinch me! [She holds out her arm!]

[ This will have to repeat when she gets accepted into Route ]

[ And Souji hesitates before doing so... (unsure) ]

[Oh yes xD]

[Midori squeaks and stares a Souji for a long moment.] It ISN'T a dream! Oh my god!

[ Midori, that's what Souji has been trying to tell you for the past few tags... ]

Welcome to Johto, the world of Pokemon...

[Midori grins brightly.]

Oh wow, this is crazy!~ Pokemon are real now?! Man, my friends are going to be so excited!

But. Um. How'd I get here? I'm supposed to be in Tokyo!

No idea. We don't really know how, but there are rumours on how to get out.

[MIDORI PUTS ON HER SERIOUS FACE!!]

Tell me! I need to get back and find Keisuke and save the world!

The main one I'm hearing is to defeat all the gym leaders and collect their badges since that can be considered in beating the bosses.

[Midori perks up right away.]

I can totally do that! Where do I get my starter pokemon?!

Normally, you just find it in the bag you're given or on you.

[ CHECK YOUR POCKETS MIDORI-- if you have pockets in that cosplay... ]

[Midori goes for her pockets, then laughs.]

I always do that! My other outfit for this character has pockets, but when I was making this one, it didn't seem to fit...

[She goes for her bra instead, and pulls out a pokeball, in its shrunken form.]

I knew it!

[ ...the fuck was it doing in her bra-- don't question that, Seta... ]

Open it up.

[Midori pushes the button once to enlarge the pokeball, then again to open it. She takes a step back when the light starts, and squeals delightedly when her Snorunt pops out.]

Oh! Just look at his little face, he's adorable!

[ Oh, she has the same thing that Chie has once had! He looks over. ]

I think he's called a Snorunt, an Ice-type Pokemon.

[Midori picks up her little pokemon and smiles adoringly at him.]

An ice type, huh? Like Jack Frost back home!

[ Whoa, did she just-- Alright, gonna see if she's talking about the same thing as him. ]

You mean the little white snowman, with the jester hat and all?

[Midori nods enthusiastically, hugging her Snorunt as she does so.]

Yeah, that's him! So you do know about the demons!

[ A small smile. ]

For me, they're Personas, not demons. [ Should he should you a demonstration? ]

Personas? What are those?

[She tilts her head to the side.]

Are they a special kind of demon?

[ He shakes his head. ]

They're an inner part of me, like another self. Should I show you?

[Midori nods enthusiastically.]

That sounds so cool! Do you use them to fight evil?

I guess in a way.

[ And Souji closes his eyes for a few seconds, just shuffling through the many different Personas in his head. He passes by Loki, Mada, Ishatar, all that before he finds the one that he's looking for. ]

[ Suddenly, a Magician's tarot card engulfed in blue flames floats down in front of him. He opens his eyes and gives a small smile, reaching up with one hand and suddenly crushing it. ]

[ A loud sound of shattering glass is heard and a gust of wind encircles him before suddenly, a Jack Frost appears in front of him. It does a spin and a wave. ]

Hee-loo, ho!

[Midori squeals and tightens her grip on her pokemon, who makes a tiny noise of protest.]

Jack Frost! Oh, wow, you can summon him from a card? That's awesome! Can you teach me?

FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

MIDORI WOULD LIKE TO PROTEST TO YOUR COLOR CHOICE!!

HEY, YOU GOT BLUE HAIR, MIDORI. STOP THAT

. . . POINT TAKEN

ICHI: 1 MIDORI: 0

DOES MIDORI GET POINTS IF SHE POUTS ADORABLY?

...SHE GETS HALF A POINT

GOOD ENOUGH.

I STILL WIN

DAMN YOU, ICHI

AW ILU2 BB

ILU DA MOST

IS THIS A LOVING CONTEST

YES. I CHALLENGE YOU.

IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-DUELLLLLL

ON OR OFF MOTORCYCLES?!

IDK MAN THOSE MOTORCYCLES SEEM PRETTY DANGEROUS

I'D PREFER NOT TO CRASH INTO A WALL AND DIE, BUT, IF IT'S FOR CARD GAMES...

IT DOESN'T SOUND ALL /THAT/ BAD

WE CAN BE CARD GAME PLAYING ZOMBIES

ALL ZOMBIES LOVE CHILDREN CARD GAMES

YUGIOH ABRIDGED SAYS SO

EVERYTHING SAID IN IT MUST BE TRUE

BECAUSE LK IS THE CANON GOD

OF COURSE!!

I HAVE SAID IT, THUS IT MUST BE CANON . . . why can I quote him at will what is my life

man, i can only quote a few lines from the series 8(

FYI as soon as Midori realizes Souji has Eevee eggs she will spend all of her money on one.

if she's still pretty new, Souji will give one to her for free! He gives free eggs to new people!

MIDORI WOULD WORSHIP HIM UNTIL THE END OF TIME xD

FANTASTIC. BFFS NOW

ICHI ICHI I GOT ACCEPTED :D ALSO OMG THE FRIEND ADD LIST

I wish I can tag with Souji ;;

SOON ENOUGH, MY LOVE. SOON ENOUGH. /strokes cat

ARE YOU DR EVIL

MAYBE

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME EVIL

/STROKES... TURTLES

...that's not very evil