tarotcards | FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

[ Oh hey, it's that Seta kid again and his stupid little video feeds. He's been around a lot over the network with his centre-house catching on fire, the Cleffamigos, and all that. Well, how about this one where the camera is GOING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE OH MY GOD WHERE'S A BARF BAG WHEN YOU NEED IT--

After a minute of this flailing and what sounds like Souji doing a verbal keysmash, both the Pokegear and him crashes to the ground. Now with a steady and clear view, it seems as if his location is inside an ice cave- a very familiar ice cave.

Dressed in his casual wear, he slowly gets up, trying not to slip on the ice like he has done many times before in his last visit. In his last visit, he has arrived here in his PJs, so he's glad that he at least has a jacket and something thicker. Oh, let's check if he has his Pokemon on him. If it's just like last time, it's be six Magikarps. Let's seeee; ]

[ Screw you too, Johto. Screw you to Hell.

Well, Souji pulls his jacket closer and looks around. ]

Damnit, here again. Great...

[ As if the bruises and cuts from the attack a few days ago isn't enough, he'll probably get more from just slipping around here. He just hopes he doesn't meet anyone in here like last time... Well, let's go ask the network what is up. ]

Has anyone else woken up in a completely new place? Seems almost like in November...

[ Now, someone help him get to that nice rocky path and off this ice. ]

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[ O-Oh God, that purring sound. ]

I think I'll pass. [ DON'T DO ANYTHING FUNNY JIRAIYA ]

[If he could smirk right now...]

Would it help if I called you Partner?~

[ Maybe he should draw a mouth on him... ]

[ AND ASLDKJFSD ] No... That's... really fine.

[SOMEONE, QUICK, GET A SHARPIE!!]

No need to be shy~ [SEDUCTIVE VOICE RIGHT IN HIS EAR.] Partner~

[ Someone ate all the sharpies! ]

[ Oh God, Jiraiya, you're going to kill the poor boy. Just... trying to squirm away. HE WILL LIKE THAT IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY... Y'KNOW, YOSUKE AND NOT A DISCO NINJA FROG PERSONA ]

[. . . Maybe we should call the hospital.]

You know... I am part of Yosuke~ [JIRAIYA, REMOVE YOUR HAND FROM THAT BOY'S BOTTOM IMMEDIATELY.]

[ ...naaaaaaah, I'm sure the person who ate them will be fine... ]

[ GDI JIRAIYA SOUJI IS GOING TO PUNCH YOUR IN FACE-- even if you have those... yellow ninja stars on them or something-- where the fuck would he even punch-- WHATEVER SOUJI IS PUNCHING YOU ]

[. . . Was it Teddie?]

[Jiraiya makes a strange noise and lets go. SUCCESS, SOUJI!!]

[ ...it might be him or a certain someone that loves grass... ]

[ YESSSSSS TWO POINTS FOR SOUJI and he doesn't look sorry about punching you in the face too, Jiraiya. ]

[Jiraiya is rubbing his face where he got punched.]

Damn, kid, what was that about?! Overreaction, much?

I said I wasn't interested.

[Jiraiya huffs. His posture is eerily similar to Yosuke when he's upset.]

If you reject the kid too, be gentler, I don't want all that bitching.

[ Which Souji takes notice and it is kinda eerie... ]

I won't reject him.

[CREEPY JIRAIYA IS CREEPY :D]

Oh? So you are into him. [Jiraiya switches to a more cocky stance.] Knew it. The kid's going to have an aneurism, he's totally convinced he's not good enough.

[ A pause then nod. ]

I'll convince him then. [ trying to think positive, bro. ]

[Jiraiya laughs.]

Gotta say, he's lucky to have you. Maybe you can calm his spastic insecurity fits.

How often does he have them?

[SCOFF.]

Jesus, constantly. Dude's got a complex.

About not feeling he's good enough?

[ TOTALLY GOING TO BE MENTALLY TAKING DOWN NOTES ]

[Jiraiya nods.]

Not to mention the 'everyone is watching me and they hate me' thing, although given all the Junes shit, that might just be reasonable self defense.

[ He nods along. ]

I'll take note of that.

Thanks, Jiraiya. [ A smile for you finally. ]

[Jiraiya pauses.]

Hell, you really do care about him, don't you? You're sitting there trying to figure out how to help him.

Well, he's my partner after all.

[ As if... that didn't sound kinda gay. ]

[Jiraiya laughs.]

Well, good. The kid may be a bit of a jerkass, but I'm reluctantly pretty damn fond of him.

I would assume so if you're his Persona.

FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

WHAT DID YOU DO

. . . NOOOOTHING

WHAT WAS THAT PAUSE...

I WAS... DISTRACTED... BY... PONIES.

THOSE DANG PONIES /READIES AXE

NOT THE PONIES, PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!!

BUT THEY ARE A DISCRACTION

BUT... FLUTTERSHY!!

I.... actualy never watched that MLP show...

I've watched a few episodes. It's cute! I... really love kids cartoons. /hides

I haven't watched a lot lately ;; I need more kid shows

/SPAMS YOU WITH DANNY PHANTOM AND KIM POSSIBLE

OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THOSE SHOWS ASLDKJFSD I LOVED DANNY PHANTOM

DANNY PHANTOM IS THE BEST SHOW.

I REALLY MISS IT 8(

THEY HAVE SOME ON NETFLIX

MAN EVERYONE HAS THIS NETFLIX EXCEPT ME

I MOOCH OFF MY MOM'S.

GDI I NEED SOMEONE'S TO MOOCH OFF OF

I WOULD OFFER MINE BUT MY MOM WOULD GET PISSED

/SOBS FOREVER

/RUSHES TO GET THE FOREVER TISSUES

QUICK MY TEARS ARE DROWNING ANTS

NOOOO, NOT THE ANTS!!

THIS IS HOW EVERYONE IN BUGS LIFE DIED

/SOBS, WHICH PROBS DOESN'T HELP

YOU'RE KILLING FLINT

I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

BECAUSE... I AM... FILLED... WITH... EVIL!!!

GET OUT OF MY ENTRY

NO. I'M NOT DONE CORRUPTING IT.

IT'S CORRUPTED ENOUGH

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