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souji narukami

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If you're going to peel off the skin of an innocent Furby, regardless of the warnings and concerns of your friends, then you might as well go all the way.

Go big or go home, Prompto.

[mercurio]

alright i guess... i guess the cult of chill satan's gonna be a thing

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I'd like to run for president of this cult. I believe that I am qualified enough to run it.

[mercurio]

NUH HUH you don't have a selfie with chill satan!

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And you do?

[mercurio]

in
deed

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Pics or it didn't happen

[mercurio]

get a load of this

[this, he means. but with more fire.]

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Prompto.

One of your friends cosplaying as a Housestuck doesn't count as Satan.

1/2

[mercurio]

i'm gonna stop talking to u right now

[you hurt him]

[mercurio]

ALSO HOUSESTUCK IS SUPER CONFUSING IT SUCKS

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This is why you're unfit to be president of our chill Satan cult.

You cannot appreciate the good that is Housestuck.

[mercurio]

you're not invited to the cult
and i'm not gonna sit here discussing why housestuck sux

[tarotcards]

It's my cult. You can't just not invite me like that.

And yes, we are going to sit here and discuss why Housestuck is the best because you need to be corrected.

[mercurio]

I! HAD THE MEMORY OF IT!!!

[he's not talking about housestuck]

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I don't want to know the moment you lost your humanity and decided you didn't like Housestuck.

[mercurio]

it was always

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Who hurt you like this

[mercurio]

it was 2013....i think
cascade flash happened

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You poor thing... I now understand.

I don't have a furby but I can bring over multiple x-acto knives to aid you in the skinning ritual. That will heal you.

[mercurio]

oh i have knives and stuff

[mercurio]

my buddy's not the most social type... and i'm at his place anyway
let's destroy another furby at some other point though?

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I'll take you up on that offer.

But does it have to always be furbies? Why not a jolly chimp toy?

[mercurio]

if it's a jolly chimp toy that you found abandoned somewhere that has some sort of creepy background story
i'm down for it
the furby's just got HAUNTED circumstances written all over it

[tarotcards]

Does finding one in a dumpster count? What if it's already missing an eye?