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souji narukami

(๑✪ᆺ✪๑)✧ nya

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[mercurio]

alright i guess... i guess the cult of chill satan's gonna be a thing

[tarotcards]

I'd like to run for president of this cult. I believe that I am qualified enough to run it.

[mercurio]

NUH HUH you don't have a selfie with chill satan!

[tarotcards]

And you do?

[mercurio]

in
deed

[tarotcards]

Pics or it didn't happen

[mercurio]

get a load of this

[this, he means. but with more fire.]

[tarotcards]

Prompto.

One of your friends cosplaying as a Housestuck doesn't count as Satan.

1/2

[mercurio]

i'm gonna stop talking to u right now

[you hurt him]

[mercurio]

ALSO HOUSESTUCK IS SUPER CONFUSING IT SUCKS

[tarotcards]

This is why you're unfit to be president of our chill Satan cult.

You cannot appreciate the good that is Housestuck.

[mercurio]

you're not invited to the cult
and i'm not gonna sit here discussing why housestuck sux

[tarotcards]

It's my cult. You can't just not invite me like that.

And yes, we are going to sit here and discuss why Housestuck is the best because you need to be corrected.

[mercurio]

I! HAD THE MEMORY OF IT!!!

[he's not talking about housestuck]

[tarotcards]

I don't want to know the moment you lost your humanity and decided you didn't like Housestuck.

[mercurio]

it was always

[tarotcards]

Who hurt you like this

[mercurio]

it was 2013....i think
cascade flash happened

[tarotcards]

You poor thing... I now understand.

I don't have a furby but I can bring over multiple x-acto knives to aid you in the skinning ritual. That will heal you.

[mercurio]

oh i have knives and stuff

[mercurio]

my buddy's not the most social type... and i'm at his place anyway
let's destroy another furby at some other point though?

[tarotcards]

I'll take you up on that offer.

But does it have to always be furbies? Why not a jolly chimp toy?

[mercurio]

if it's a jolly chimp toy that you found abandoned somewhere that has some sort of creepy background story
i'm down for it
the furby's just got HAUNTED circumstances written all over it

[tarotcards]

Does finding one in a dumpster count? What if it's already missing an eye?

[mercurio]

oh that works great
perfect specimen