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souji narukami

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How did mom and I meet?

[sketchythief]

why are you asking me... it was your date




wait did you forget??? NOTHING HAPPENED, RIGHT??

[tarotcards]

I hit my head earlier on a cabinet so my memory isn't so good right now.

[sketchythief]

dad........ mom is going to yell at you again. please be careful

i dont think your memory is THAT bad... anyway you whipped out a pretzel instead of your ring when you proposed to mom on accident

[tarotcards]

... that's super cute. That is a good proposal. I'll have to remember this.

What's your situation though?

[sketchythief]

okay so... i like this girl but she thinks i like someone else because of stuff


i should have told you earlier but my calls weren't getting through...

[tarotcards]

What stuff? Is it pretzel related?

You're trying to call someone outside Recolle, right? Calls or texts don't seem to be reaching people out of the city this month.

1/2

[sketchythief]

yeah

[sketchythief]

[ wait a minute

how does he know that-- ]





who is this

[tarotcards]

Souji Narukami 😺

[sketchythief]

im sorry




but why did you play along... why does everyone do this

[tarotcards]

Because it's fun? In a way.

I can still pretend to be your dad, though. You can call me daddy 👱

[sketchythief]

that sounds kinda dangerous so ill have to pass

[tarotcards]

There's nothing dangerous about having a second dad

[sketchythief]

ill think about it if the next party you throw doesnt have spiked punch in it

[ aka no ]

[tarotcards]

But wasn't the spiked punch good? That made everything pretty fun.

[sketchythief]

i dunno

i didnt drink it

i needed to be sober for everyone else

[tarotcards]

You should drink it next time. Someone else can be sober for you.

Anyway, what's this about the girl you like? Do you need love advice?

[sketchythief]

im not sure if i want love advice from someone thats okay with people calling him "daddy".........

[tarotcards]

It's 2017. Kink shaming is a thing of the past.

[sketchythief]

BUT I DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR KINKS

THATS TMI

[tarotcards]

Okay okay, you don't have to pull out the caps lock on me.

Anyway, are you sure you don't need help with the girl you like? Joking about kinks aside, I think I'm pretty good at love advice.

[sketchythief]

is it free

[tarotcards]

100% free

[sketchythief]

well okay........ i guess its okay to ask strangers as long as i dont get blackmailed over it later

so please dont

i like this girl but she thinks i like someone else because I acted like it on a dare and im not sure if I want to confess