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souji narukami

(๑✪ᆺ✪๑)✧ nya

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[compendiem]

Yes, but this time, I thought I'd do you the courtesy of asking. It's the one good deed for the month.

[tarotcards]

How thoughtful. Thank you for asking ٩(◕‿◕)۶

So sure. I'm down. What exactly do you have in mind?

[compendiem]

Good. I don't know yet. Right now, you're just signing your life off to me to do as I please with it.

[tarotcards]

Does that mean I have to do another blood oath?

[compendiem]

I'm tempted... But considering I have no idea what will happen, I think we should keep as much blood as we can in reserve for now.

[tarotcards]

Goodness, should I write out a will and bring my insurance card before I go off on this questionable adventure with you?

[compendiem]

What does damages your insurance card cover? That might be smart.
Include me in your will.

[tarotcards]

I think they give me $100 if I die. Not a bad deal.

Sure. I'll make a note for Shirosaba-san to be left in your care if I don't make it.

[compendiem]

Oh, that's not bad at all. You could feed somebody for a month off $100.
I'll take good care of Shirosaba-san, so rest in peace, Souji.

[tarotcards]

As a zombie though, I probably don't need to spend money on food anymore. There's food everywhere around me.

I'm not dead yet Σ(°ロ°)

[compendiem]

How do you know you'll come back as a zombie, or a ghost, or not at all?

That is easily rectified.

[tarotcards]

Because I'd like to pretend that I'm a special snowflake.

I'm locking my doors (งಠ_ಠ)ง

[compendiem]

You are. But we can figure this out. I know where you live.

[tarotcards]

I'm running away.

You can't catch me.

[compendiem]

I'm invoking our karaoke promise. We linked pinkies. You cannot escape.

[tarotcards]

How dare you use that against me.

I linked pinkies in good faith, not in "please Minato, invoke this promise so you can use it to murder me in the future" faith.

[compendiem]

Good faith was there, until the custody battle came to light. I'm sorry, Souji. This must be done.

[tarotcards]

( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━━┻

All right, demon, where are you?

[compendiem]

Home. Are you going to pick me up for karaoke?

[tarotcards]

Yes.

I'm afraid I don't have a cool convertible to pick you up in, though. I can only offer piggybacks.

[compendiem]

I will take piggybacks.

[tarotcards]

Then I'll be over in 30 minutes.

I want to enjoy my last 30 minutes before you brutally end my life.

[compendiem]

I'll wait for you. It'll be a swift and painless death.

[tarotcards]

Thank you, senpai... I will see you soon.

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[tarotcards]

[ and here he is, souji knocking on minato's front door, ready to die. do your worst, minato ]