souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta (
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DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]
[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.
See Souji.
See Souji in his room.
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.
Why is he like this?
Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?
What a douche.]
Hey guys...
[A pause....how does he word this...]
Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....
[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]
So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.
Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.
Yeah...thanks, guys...
[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]
(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))
See Souji.
See Souji in his room.
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"
See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.
Why is he like this?
Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!






He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?
What a douche.]
Hey guys...
[A pause....how does he word this...]
Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....
[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]
So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.
Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.
Yeah...thanks, guys...
[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]
(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))
[action] ~~~/o/
[He digs out his wallet and swaps out the egg for the 125.]
... Whoah. Didn't think it'd be so warm.
[Hello, have a teenager who has never held an egg unless it was for cooking.]
But, thanks. Name's Soul, by the way.
[action] I SEE SUPERMAN
Thanks, and yeah, make sure to keep them warm and safe. According to my little sister, if you walk around with it, it'll make the egg hatch faster.
[...He doesn't know. That's just what Nanako told him.]
Nice to meet you, Soul. I'm Souji Seta. [And he outstretches one hand for a handshake.]
[action] MY CAPE IS STUPENDOUS ~~~~~~/o/ also oh man I thought I hit post
[It's now chillin' in his coat. c: Best place for that, definitely.]
Nice to meet you too.
[He takes it with a grin. Because wooh, networking.]
[action] IT GOT LONGER and no worries! I went to sleep soon after \o\~~~~
[Trying to find homes for all of these NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT TAKES]
[action] ~~~~~~~~~~/o/
[oh man. it's like Christmas all up in here.
He just has to remember what all was left up for offer!]
You said something about a Skarmory, right?
Sounds pretty cool. Got any eggs of those left?
[You are now one of the coolest people in Johto, to Soul. Just saying.]
[action] \o\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Souji; the new Santa Claus.]
I got some Skarmory eggs left. Hold on. [He just makes his way over to the bed and picks up one up. He holds it out to Soul once he comes back.] This should be it.
[action] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/o/
This is just... You are so cool, Souji. Thanks!
[oh but wait. his charmander's already chilling in his coat.
He'll have to hold it or something.
... He thinks for a second, considering something.]
Could I... take another Skarmory egg? It's for my friend, Karkat.
[action] \o\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MY CAPE WILL BE LONGER
[action] NEVER ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/o/
[He fumbles a bit in his pack, before letting the Kadabra out of her ball. And gently handing her his current egg.
She is confused! This isn't her egg. :I But she's holding onto it, because it's important to Soul or something. Whatever. Kaaad.]
Heh. She's probably going to complain back into my room...
But seriously; thanks, Souji. I'd trade you a Pokemon or something in return, but all I have is her and a Weedle. And I'm... pretty sure you wouldn't want a Weedle.
[Rubs the back of his neck, laughing a little. Because why did he even catch it it's completely useless.]
[action] DON'T MAKE ME GET THE KRYPTONITE
And if the Weedle is anything like a Caterpie, I think those things evolve into something good.
[As far as what he has seen with a Caterpie and its Butterfree evolution.]
[action] SUPERSOUL'S ONLY KRYPTONITE IS A MAKA CHOP
Man, I'd take one more, but it'd be pretty uncool of me to not leave any for anyone else. Plus, I dunno if my Kadabra'd put up with carrying two, heh.
... You really think so?
...
Huh. Well, who knows. I can't really see that stupid bug evolving into anything cool, but it might. Things like to do that on me.
[action] WELL, DON'T MAKE ME GET MAKA THEN
And yeah, maybe. Have you seen a Magikarp before?
[action] NO DONT TELL MAKA. I'll never hear the end of it. or feel the end.
[Plus I had to go ask Maka-mun---]The fish? Yeah.
Friend of a friend got that thing as a starter. Poor kid.
[action] THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT
Well, if you train them hard enough, they evolve into-- well, that. [He points with his thumb over at the Gyarados outside just staring into the window. HI]
[action] NO SOUJI NOOOOOOOO
... That's ---
That's so cool. How'd you get it to train so hard?
[action] BUT I MUST!
[Yeah, Souji doesn't know how that works either.]
It takes a while, but it pays off later.
[action] NOOOOOOOOOO /-10 coolkid points
Hm.
[yeah Soul, let's just chill in the entrance while holding eggs. :|a]
[action] Y U DO DIS
[action] 8 8
Sure, why not. I could probably help you think of what to do with the rest, anyway.
[action] ): ):
[action]
Wow, man, you ain't kidding. Not even gonna ask why your Ditto did it, but he... well, he did it alright.
Yeesh.
[action]
Yeah...Apparently some other guy's Ditto did the exact same thing, so I'm starting to suspect it might be the species...
[action]
[He tiptoes around all the eggs, and finds a place to settle against the wall on the floor, a la Soul.]
Man; I can't help wondering what you're gonna do with all these guys, you know?
I could probably tell a couple of my friends that you've got...
Some extras.
[Some being an understatement, huh?]