tarotcards | DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this?

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!

He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]

Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]

(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

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[Then human will find a bird. Human will rip off wings from bird. Human then superglue glues onto pony. And a;sldfjasdf best comic ever

Oh man, what are those knocks?] Coming. [And open sesame, the door is open!] That was pretty fast.

[... Why do these wings not work how they are supposed to. Pony is confuse. Oh well, she will just have to propel herself by the power of friendship and pure awesome.

She beams at the comment. She pretends she doesn't, but really... she tries.] Heh, yup! It's sorta my thing, ya know! [Also of note is the Jumpluff... sitting on her head. With a cheerful trill, it tries to hop from her head onto Souji's. LOOK OUT, MAN, INCOMING COTTONWEED THING.]

[Y'know, every time I see a pony flying in the air with a rainbow behind them, I either think they barfed the rainbow or it's their waste.

He nods and OH MY GOD INCOMING BALL OF FLUFF AAAAAAAA HE'S SURPRISED AAAAAA-- Well, it's a good thing he didn't fall backwards from this sudden attack. He's used to this stuff.] This Pokemon yours?

[It... could be. In Dash's case, you can just pretend it's an extension of her tail though, or a trick of the light off her mane! Seeing as... she's the only one that does that in Equestria. :'D SHE IS SPECIAL PONY.]

Oh, uh... [And that Jumpluff is now bouncing a little atop your head, Souji. YOUR HAIR IS SOFT AND GAVIN LIKES IT. Even though Gavin likes everyone's head.] Nnnnnnot really. He sorta just showed up at the Center... I can't find his trainer.

[Beat.] Speaking of which, do you know anypony who's missing a Jumpluff? The guy's name is Gavin. [And she'd never give her own Pokemon such a silly name!]

[SUCH A SPECIAL PONY. HOW MUCH FOR HER?]

You just found a Pokemon as well? [A small pause.] I haven't see anyone missing a Jumpluff, but the Ditto I have here-- I found it just sitting in my box at the Pokemon center.

Think it's connection?

[NO PRICE CAN BE PUT ON AWESOME.

She looks a little disappointed that Souji doesn't know Gavin's original trainer. Sure, she's a bit fond of the Jumpluff already, but she's pretty sure the poor guy misses Machi.]

Dunno. Maybe... But I don't believe somepony'd just abandon their Pokemon like that! I'd never do something like that to my team.

[Aaaand Gavin gets sick of hearing Dash talk about his old trainer and hops from Souji's head and into his room.
Oh! Eggs! HE MUST SIT ON ALL OF THEM.]

[DANG. WELL, I GUESS I JUST GOTTA BUY A DIFFERENT PONY.]

Hm. [He thinks about this for a few seconds.] It's always possible that they were left by someone who went home. I got one of my friend's Pokemon that way.

[AND HEY, DON'T DO THAT. SKARMORY IS GOING TO PECK YOU IF YOU DO SO and oh, right. Souji's just going to move from blocking the door.] Come in. It's probably best not to just talk about this by the door.

[She blinks, apparently baffled by the idea.] Really? They just... leave their Pokemon behind when they leave...? [Come to think of it, Mary had mentioned that her Bidoof belonged to someone else before... Dash frowns. She desperately wants to go home, but the idea of abandoning her Pokemon isn't so savory.]

Oh... Uh, right! Heh. [She steps into Souji's room, following Gavin, who is now hopping around and saying hi to all of Souji's Pokemon. Dash takes a moment to glance over the horde of eggs with a grimace.] Yeesh... Looks even crazier in person.

DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[action!] IT IS TOUGH. MAYBE WE SHOULD STAPLE HIS FACE INTO PLACE

[action!] THAT COULD ALWAYS WORK. /PLAYS PSYCHO THEME

[action!] OHHHH CREEPY /WAVING HANDS

[action!] /WIGGLY EYEBROWS

[action!] /MAKES OOOOOO-ING SOUNDS

[action!] /RANDOM SPARKLES

[action!] WHAT, THOSE AREN'T SCARY

[action!] WHAT, OF COURSE THEY ARE. HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE TWILIGHT SERIES??