souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta (
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FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]
[ Oh hey, it's that Seta kid again and his stupid little video feeds. He's been around a lot over the network with his centre-house catching on fire, the Cleffamigos, and all that. Well, how about this one where the camera is GOING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE OH MY GOD WHERE'S A BARF BAG WHEN YOU NEED IT--
After a minute of this flailing and what sounds like Souji doing a verbal keysmash, both the Pokegear and him crashes to the ground. Now with a steady and clear view, it seems as if his location is inside an ice cave- a very familiar ice cave.
Dressed in his casual wear, he slowly gets up, trying not to slip on the ice like he has done many times before in his last visit. In his last visit, he has arrived here in his PJs, so he's glad that he at least has a jacket and something thicker. Oh, let's check if he has his Pokemon on him. If it's just like last time, it's be six Magikarps. Let's seeee; ]






[ Screw you too, Johto. Screw you to Hell.
Well, Souji pulls his jacket closer and looks around. ]
Damnit, here again. Great...
[ As if the bruises and cuts from the attack a few days ago isn't enough, he'll probably get more from just slipping around here. He just hopes he doesn't meet anyone in here like last time... Well, let's go ask the network what is up. ]
Has anyone else woken up in a completely new place? Seems almost like in November...
[ Now, someone help him get to that nice rocky path and off this ice. ]
After a minute of this flailing and what sounds like Souji doing a verbal keysmash, both the Pokegear and him crashes to the ground. Now with a steady and clear view, it seems as if his location is inside an ice cave- a very familiar ice cave.
Dressed in his casual wear, he slowly gets up, trying not to slip on the ice like he has done many times before in his last visit. In his last visit, he has arrived here in his PJs, so he's glad that he at least has a jacket and something thicker. Oh, let's check if he has his Pokemon on him. If it's just like last time, it's be six Magikarps. Let's seeee; ]






[ Screw you too, Johto. Screw you to Hell.
Well, Souji pulls his jacket closer and looks around. ]
Damnit, here again. Great...
[ As if the bruises and cuts from the attack a few days ago isn't enough, he'll probably get more from just slipping around here. He just hopes he doesn't meet anyone in here like last time... Well, let's go ask the network what is up. ]
Has anyone else woken up in a completely new place? Seems almost like in November...
[ Now, someone help him get to that nice rocky path and off this ice. ]
asdlfkjsd ALIEN OH MAN HOW ARE YOU
[ He offers a hand to her. ] Are you alright?
I'm awesome! :DD Apping this little lady at the moment. :3 HOW GOES LIFE, BRO?!
Yeah, I'm okay! Just... really confused!
I KNOW I KNOW I WENT STRAIGHT TO THE APPS TO CHECK AND I'M GOOD. IT'S BEEN SO LONG
Have you ever played a Pokemon game before?
I KNOOOOW, SO MUCH HAS GONE DOWN SINCE I WAS HERE LAST
Well, of c-course I have! I think my friends w-would disown me if I hadn't! But... wh-what does that have to do with anything?
IT'LL BE SERIOUSLY SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK ;A;
You're pretty much in one right now. [ And yup, Souji is totally cool with just his dress shirt now. It's not like he hasn't survived in this cave with something thinner during winter for two weeks ]
YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO SPECIALLLL /grabby hands at
Wait... Like, LARPing? In the middle of a demon outbreak? [Midori is so confused.]
BECAUSE YOU /ARE/ SPECIAL /reaches for ;u;
iluuuu /snugs 4EVA
Yeah! You have to have seen them, they're all over the place! It's okay, though, my friends and I are protecting people with our own demons, so you don't have to be scared!
ilu2bbcake ;u;
I AM TOTALLY GOING TO THROW MIDORI AT YOU AT EVERY POSSIBLE MOMENT <3
It's going down all over the lockdown! . . . We... are still in Tokyo, right?
OH MAN PLEASE DO AND I'LL DO THE SAME BACK~
You're in a Pokemon game, like I've said. It's all real.
HUZZAH 8DDD THEY CAN BE SMT BROS.
Okay, I get it! I'm dreaming~ Hehe, I should have known! Ice everywhere, cute boys... Definitely a dream!
BROS BEFORE HOES-- wait, er....
Do you happen to know someone named Hiro? [ Which is the nickname of the DeSu protag in Johto! ]
I think Midori is too pink and flirty to be a legit bro...
Hiro!! Of course I know him! He's one of the friends I'm with when I'm awake!
...she gotta stop wearing so much pink
Well, he's actually trapped here in Johto with us too.
But... But PINK, Ichi!
Oh, yay! Where is he? [She's looking around for him now!]
BLUE IS THE WAY TO GO
No idea. I just got teleported here, so he might have been teleported to somewhere else as well.
MIDORI WOULD LIKE TO PROTEST TO YOUR COLOR CHOICE!!
Somewhere else in the cave, or...? Wait. This is my dream. Maybe I can just... wish him here!
HEY, YOU GOT BLUE HAIR, MIDORI. STOP THAT
Trust me when I say this isn't a dream.
. . . POINT TAKEN
But... This totally seems like a dream... Pinch me! [She holds out her arm!]
ICHI: 1 MIDORI: 0
[ And Souji hesitates before doing so... (unsure) ]
DOES MIDORI GET POINTS IF SHE POUTS ADORABLY?
[Midori squeaks and stares a Souji for a long moment.] It ISN'T a dream! Oh my god!
...SHE GETS HALF A POINT
Welcome to Johto, the world of Pokemon...
GOOD ENOUGH.
Oh wow, this is crazy!~ Pokemon are real now?! Man, my friends are going to be so excited!
But. Um. How'd I get here? I'm supposed to be in Tokyo!
I STILL WIN
DAMN YOU, ICHI
AW ILU2 BB
ILU DA MOST
IS THIS A LOVING CONTEST
YES. I CHALLENGE YOU.
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-DUELLLLLL
ON OR OFF MOTORCYCLES?!
IDK MAN THOSE MOTORCYCLES SEEM PRETTY DANGEROUS
I'D PREFER NOT TO CRASH INTO A WALL AND DIE, BUT, IF IT'S FOR CARD GAMES...
IT DOESN'T SOUND ALL /THAT/ BAD
WE CAN BE CARD GAME PLAYING ZOMBIES
ALL ZOMBIES LOVE CHILDREN CARD GAMES
YUGIOH ABRIDGED SAYS SO
EVERYTHING SAID IN IT MUST BE TRUE
BECAUSE LK IS THE CANON GOD
OF COURSE!!
I HAVE SAID IT, THUS IT MUST BE CANON . . . why can I quote him at will what is my life
man, i can only quote a few lines from the series 8(
FYI as soon as Midori realizes Souji has Eevee eggs she will spend all of her money on one.
if she's still pretty new, Souji will give one to her for free! He gives free eggs to new people!
MIDORI WOULD WORSHIP HIM UNTIL THE END OF TIME xD
FANTASTIC. BFFS NOW
ICHI ICHI I GOT ACCEPTED :D ALSO OMG THE FRIEND ADD LIST
I wish I can tag with Souji ;;
SOON ENOUGH, MY LOVE. SOON ENOUGH. /strokes cat
ARE YOU DR EVIL
MAYBE
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME EVIL
/STROKES... TURTLES
...that's not very evil