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FOURTH WALL EVENT [VIDEO/ACTION IN ICE PATH]

[ Oh hey, it's that Seta kid again and his stupid little video feeds. He's been around a lot over the network with his centre-house catching on fire, the Cleffamigos, and all that. Well, how about this one where the camera is GOING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE OH MY GOD WHERE'S A BARF BAG WHEN YOU NEED IT--

After a minute of this flailing and what sounds like Souji doing a verbal keysmash, both the Pokegear and him crashes to the ground. Now with a steady and clear view, it seems as if his location is inside an ice cave- a very familiar ice cave.

Dressed in his casual wear, he slowly gets up, trying not to slip on the ice like he has done many times before in his last visit. In his last visit, he has arrived here in his PJs, so he's glad that he at least has a jacket and something thicker. Oh, let's check if he has his Pokemon on him. If it's just like last time, it's be six Magikarps. Let's seeee; ]

[ Screw you too, Johto. Screw you to Hell.

Well, Souji pulls his jacket closer and looks around. ]

Damnit, here again. Great...

[ As if the bruises and cuts from the attack a few days ago isn't enough, he'll probably get more from just slipping around here. He just hopes he doesn't meet anyone in here like last time... Well, let's go ask the network what is up. ]

Has anyone else woken up in a completely new place? Seems almost like in November...

[ Now, someone help him get to that nice rocky path and off this ice. ]

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[Careful, Souji, because that arm around your shoulders is moving around your waist to pull you against your best friend's persona.]

Guess I've been living in Yosuke's head too damn long... Can't stop noticing dat ass~ [IF THOSE THINGS HE CALLS EYES COULD WINK, HE WOULD BE WINKING.]

[ UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- SOUJI'S JUST GOING TO TRY AND PUSH AWAY RIGHT NOW NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY ANYTHING JUST TRYING TO PUSH AWAY ]

[Jiraiya makes that weird purry noise again, and leans in close.]

Why fight it, babe?~

[ OH GOD JIRAIYA DID YOU JUST-- ]

Sorry, I'm not interested--

[Jiraiya doesn't back away, but he doesn't make another move just yet.]

Aww, don't tell me the kid's endless internal whining about unrequited 'weird gay stuff' is actually true? He will get even whinier if he's right.

[ What is going on even-- ]

--what?

[Jiraiya laughs and leans closer to Souji's face.]

What, I need to spell it out for you? Well, congratulations, Souji Seta, you have the honor of being the subject of Yosuke Hanamura's ridiculously insecure homoerotic adoration!

[ Souji still tries to pull back, but... ]

I'm sure that's not it. [ Even if he does want that to happen, but just the way Yosuke is, probably not... ]

[Jiraiya laughs again, and shakes his head.]

Bro. Listen to the voice in the kid's head. He's got it bad for you, dude. I get to sit through 'Yosuke's head theater' when he's reliving that hug over. and over. and over. And when he comes up with elaborate scenarios that could end in holding hands, it is so damn ridiculous.

[ Now at that point, Souji is just looking down, thinking about it. He should be happy about it and he is actually, but... man, this is going way too easier than he has thought. ]

[Jiraiya tilts his head to the side.]

Don't you go all emo on me too, dude.

[ looking up now. ]

Why are you here?

[Jiraiya shrugs.]

Hell if I know. I can't find the kid, either. Just you.

It's just youuuu and meeee~

[ a;slkdjf-- back to this again. ]

I'm good, really.

[Jiraiya makes that damn purring noise again.]

Don't be like that~ You'd love it~

[ O-Oh God, that purring sound. ]

I think I'll pass. [ DON'T DO ANYTHING FUNNY JIRAIYA ]

[If he could smirk right now...]

Would it help if I called you Partner?~

[ Maybe he should draw a mouth on him... ]

[ AND ASLDKJFSD ] No... That's... really fine.

[SOMEONE, QUICK, GET A SHARPIE!!]

No need to be shy~ [SEDUCTIVE VOICE RIGHT IN HIS EAR.] Partner~

[ Someone ate all the sharpies! ]

[ Oh God, Jiraiya, you're going to kill the poor boy. Just... trying to squirm away. HE WILL LIKE THAT IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY... Y'KNOW, YOSUKE AND NOT A DISCO NINJA FROG PERSONA ]

[. . . Maybe we should call the hospital.]

You know... I am part of Yosuke~ [JIRAIYA, REMOVE YOUR HAND FROM THAT BOY'S BOTTOM IMMEDIATELY.]

[ ...naaaaaaah, I'm sure the person who ate them will be fine... ]

[ GDI JIRAIYA SOUJI IS GOING TO PUNCH YOUR IN FACE-- even if you have those... yellow ninja stars on them or something-- where the fuck would he even punch-- WHATEVER SOUJI IS PUNCHING YOU ]

[. . . Was it Teddie?]

[Jiraiya makes a strange noise and lets go. SUCCESS, SOUJI!!]

[ ...it might be him or a certain someone that loves grass... ]

[ YESSSSSS TWO POINTS FOR SOUJI and he doesn't look sorry about punching you in the face too, Jiraiya. ]

[Jiraiya is rubbing his face where he got punched.]

Damn, kid, what was that about?! Overreaction, much?

JIRAIYA MUST BE AS CRUDE AND TACTLESS AS POSSIBLE

AS SOUJI CAN SEE. GOD THIS FEELS LIKE CHEATING A BIT...

YOU CAN'T CHEAT ON YOUR NOT-BOYFRIEND WITH HIS OWN PERSONA!! . . .right?

...this is a very tricky question

I honestly have no idea.

roll a die and see

I instinctively went for my D&D dice what is this

what did it say

2. What does 2 mean.

according to google, it means... goat

. . . I don't understand what that means in this context.

... I rather not figure it out

DID WE TRY ASKING GOOGLE?

YOU ASK THIS TIME

IT JUST SWORE ANGRILY AT ME

WHAT DID YOU DO

. . . NOOOOTHING

WHAT WAS THAT PAUSE...

I WAS... DISTRACTED... BY... PONIES.

THOSE DANG PONIES /READIES AXE

NOT THE PONIES, PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!!

BUT THEY ARE A DISCRACTION

BUT... FLUTTERSHY!!

I.... actualy never watched that MLP show...

I've watched a few episodes. It's cute! I... really love kids cartoons. /hides