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souji narukami

(๑✪ᆺ✪๑)✧ nya

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6/10, around 5 am

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[ It was more than three hours ago that Yu promised to text his brother about where he'd be that night. Telling Souji ad Dan & Bluster's what he'd be doing once they all got back was honestly one of the least nerve-wracking parts of his day, even if Souji kind of ribbed him a little. But, perhaps because he could tell how nervous Yu was, mostly he'd wished his brother good luck.

Yu hadn't had a chance to talk to him once they'd all gotten off the party bus; he'd found Yosuke, and off they'd gone.

Three hours later, a lot of things have changed, but Yu is exhausted and can barely keep his eyes open. So Souji will get two texts, lacking in Yu's usual scrupulousness: ]

We're ok

but we're crashing at yosuke's. I'll see you later today

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[ This is about the time that any rational person should be sleeping but Souji is wide awake in their bedroom. How could he fall asleep when his brother is going to finally talk to Yosuke? Even if he's not the one confessing, he still feels anxious on his brother's behalf so his own nervousness keeps him up. It certainly doesn't fade away when the hours pass and Yu still isn't home and Souji finds himself constantly looking up from his model kit (something to pass the time) to glance at the clock. ]

[ When Yu's text comes in, he lets out a breath in relief and he immediately feels a weight off his chest. Then when he reads it, he can't help but be a little cheeky. ]

Staying the night at Yosuke's? That must have gone much better than just "ok" ☆⌒(≧▽​° )

assume all of these are a minute or two apart from each other. also not sorry about your inbox

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[ And then when Yu doesn't reply because he's probably asleep like most people at 5am, Souji decides to... just keep on texting because he's a good brother and he's bored but mostly because he's a good brother ]

Gasp, no reply. I guess you went to "sleep" but to leave me hanging like this...!!

It's 5AM, how am I going to go to sleep now? What shall I do to pass the time?

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Tip 001: Stare at your love interest as he sleeps. Nothing screams more romantic than watching when they're at their most vulnerable.

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Tip 002: Take his clothes and press your face into it and take a deep breath in.

Make sure you maintain eye contact to establish dominance.

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Tip 003: Need a song to set the mood for something romantic? I say that there is truly nothing more romantic than N'sync (and anyone who disagrees is automatically wrong)

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Tip 004: Leave in the middle of a date to keep him wanting more. It will make you that much more mysterious.

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Tip 005: If he doesn't reply to your text within the first five minutes, keep sending texts until he finally replies. That'll get his attention for sure and he'll definitely appreciate it

(Proof: see this text convo right now)

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Tip 006: Correct his grammar at every opportunity. You'll look clever, and he'll really appreciate benefiting from your wisdom

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Tip 007: Be like Laura. Laura is smart.

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Tip 008: Tell him that you think he's beautiful then prove it by staring at him intensely for the rest of the night.

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Tip 009: Need to break the tension? Puns will always lighten a heavy mood. My personal recommendation is:

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber

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Tip 010: Tell him that you're an animal in bed. Then refuse to get out of the bed and demand for pets and food. Everyone loves animals.

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Tip 011: Got a morning date and you're afraid of being late? No worries. Just sleep outside their house. You'll never be late again!

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Tip 012: Show your devotion by commenting and liking every single on of his Instagram photos. It's a picture from three years ago? Doesn't matter. Like and comment that immediately!

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Tip 013: Cook him a meal and as he eats, whisper under your breath, "now a part of me is inside you..." It'll really improve the mood.

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Tip 014: Get a restraining order. He can't resist what he can't have.

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Tip 015: Sometimes, words aren't enough. In that case, just meow. Meowing will get you whatever you want.

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Tip 016: Skip the deodorant before a hot day. Your natural manly smell will have him swooning over you.

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Tip 017: Guys adore animal lovers so prove yourself by showing a photo of each of your 15 cats (especially of Cream-san, the cutest cat of them all).

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Tip 018: Your date always wants to make sure that you feel comfortable so make sure you show up in your PJs.

Or go naked if you're feeling brave.

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Tip 019: Make him feel secure by locking all the possible exits. The more locks you have, the safer he'll feel.

done...

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Tip 020: Bring your brother some pudding now and then. He gets hungry while typing all these thoughtful texts.