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souji narukami

(๑✪ᆺ✪๑)✧ nya

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Tip 020: Bring your brother some pudding now and then. He gets hungry while typing all these thoughtful texts.

1/3

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[ he is so tired and harried when he finally wakes up, he and yosuke are definitely going to be late for the meeting, and he's got, like, twenty bazillion texts from souji.

why is this. ]

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... could you bring a change of clothes with you to the meeting? I won't have time to stop home.

3/4 i lied

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And somehow, I don't feel like most of these "tips" would work on him...

i'm still lying to you 4/5

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... you're right, though. Things did go well. Really well.

THERE

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Seriously, though, I'm not trying any of these. He'd break up with me and we haven't even been dating 24 hours.

1/3 because i don't like some some twin liars

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A change of clothes? Gasp. Did your ones from yesterday get so dirty already? Just what happened there?

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On a more serious note, I'm happy for you, Yu. I know how much this meant for you and how nervous you were. I'm glad it worked out so well for you. Tell me the details later, okay?

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But no, really, try these tips. I promise that they'll work on him. It's the Souji Guarantee.

LOOK... THESE THINGS HAPPEN, OKAY? 1/2

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It's nothing like that! It's just, all I have are the formal clothes I wore to graduation... I don't want to hang out in those all day, again.

[ why is he explaining this

clearly souji already knows

dammit souji ]

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The mythical Souji Guarantee... you're right, brother. Next time I see him I'll show up naked at his door. I'm sure it will make him fall even more in love with me.

1/guess how many

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Uh-huh, so that's your story. Okay, lover boy. Whatever you say. I'll pass on the good honest truth for you.

[ souji is a good brother ]

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Of course. It's not the Souji Guarantee if it doesn't work, so here are some more tips to show you how perfect this texting service is.

http://i.imgur.com/tcYbITF.gif

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Tip 021: Stand outside his door naked with a bouquet of flowers. His jaw will drop but for a good reason.

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Tip 022: Serenade outside his house with Never Gonna Give You Up. It's better to do this as early as possible in the morning so he wakes up to the sound of your lovely voice.

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Tip 023: Pee on him to tell everyone that he's yours.

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Tip 024: Give him a friendship bracelet. A friendship bracelet that matches with yours. And also links to yours.

What I'm saying is that you need to get a handcuff. That's the kind of friendship bracelet you need to share.

i'm feeling merciful today so there you are

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Tip 025: Show him that you're a bad boy by covering your arms in Hot Wheels temporary tattoos. Boys love tats and cars.

I SWEAR TO GOD, TWIN, I OPENED THAT GIF AT MY DESK AND I HATE YOU. 1/WHATEVER

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It's not like what you're thinking! Nothing happened, Souji! Not ... that kind of thing!!

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I can't believe this.

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I'm never taking advice from you again. It could just be a cleverly disguised ruse to get me to pee on my boyfriend.

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I'm not bringing you home any pudding.

done.

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I will, however, bring home a box of Hot Wheels tattoos, since that seems to be something you like.

Aren't I a good brother?

i know you love me. it's a good gif?? 1/??

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I mean, you were gone for a whole night. A confession really can't take that long. What else am I suppose to think, brother? All the signs point to a single conclusion.

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This is an overreaction though. You don't have to take away my pudding like this. The Hot Wheels tattoos are pretty cool, I have to admit, but what about my pudding (ᗒᗩᗕ)՞