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[tarotcards]

souji narukami

(๑✪ᆺ✪๑)✧ nya

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listen

[mercurio]

oh hey souji what's up!
what do you mean

[this text wasn't meant for you he's not keeping up]

he's listening

[tarotcards]

Why are you trying to skin a Furby?

he might not like what he hears

[mercurio]

oh you got that LOL
was trying to send it to my buddy and it sent to a bunch of people i guess
did you know you're the sixth person to ask me about this????
sorry for waking you up dude

he already doesn't like what he's hearing, u furby murderer

[tarotcards]

It's a very valid question.

Are you trying to be cursed by the Furby Gods?

doing what everyone wished to be doing

[mercurio]

oh no it's nothing weird like that!
just having a bit of fun

this is how you get a voodoo curse on you

[tarotcards]

By skinning something.

This is dangerous behaviour, Prompto. I might have to call Officer Togusa for this.

taking one for the team

[mercurio]

he's gonna like that phone call
"excuse me prompto's skinning a furby"
"i'll lock him right up thank you souji"
lol

who hurt you like this

[tarotcards]

Not in a jail cell, no, but perhaps a mental institution.

You'll begin with Furbys, but then you'll move onto other things. Eventually, the end result will be humans. You'll be a serial killer known as Principle Skinner.

that's the mystery

[mercurio]

why are you taking the fun out of this buddy...
does this furby mean that much to you

seek help

[tarotcards]

I'm just merely concerned about your well-being, Prompto.

If I texted you at an outrageous time at night, talking about how I want to skin an innocent toy, you would also be worried.

[mercurio]

fair enough
but also i'd be curious and say "go on"

[tarotcards]

Do you want me to say "go on" with you?

[mercurio]

it's okay if you don't wanna
i have to go through the experiment anyway

[tarotcards]

Well, if you're going through with it no matter what I say, then I have to join in.

Do you have any candles and red paint? You might as well do this in the dark with lit candles and a pentagram drawn onto the floor.

[mercurio]

i feel like you're inviting yourself to a dinner of two
which is completely okay
but you're making it spookier and cultier than what it was
so that's a little worrying

[tarotcards]

If you're going to peel off the skin of an innocent Furby, regardless of the warnings and concerns of your friends, then you might as well go all the way.

Go big or go home, Prompto.

[mercurio]

alright i guess... i guess the cult of chill satan's gonna be a thing

[tarotcards]

I'd like to run for president of this cult. I believe that I am qualified enough to run it.

[mercurio]

NUH HUH you don't have a selfie with chill satan!

[tarotcards]

And you do?

[mercurio]

in
deed

[tarotcards]

Pics or it didn't happen

[mercurio]

get a load of this

[this, he means. but with more fire.]

[tarotcards]

Prompto.

One of your friends cosplaying as a Housestuck doesn't count as Satan.

1/2

[mercurio]

i'm gonna stop talking to u right now

[you hurt him]