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[CREAM-SAN, you're ruining this perfectly decent game of truth or dare? It's hard to do his worst when there is a cat fussing for pets.]

Alright... Is there a conspiracy theory you don't believe? I need to know exactly what is too much for you.

[ GIVE INTO THE PETTING and then maybe cream-san will stop meowing for attention and kneading mako's leg ]

To be honest, I don't believe in a majority of the ones we talked about, like the lizard-people in the sewers or the government controlling the weather. I only brought them up to get a reaction from you.

... Damn.

It feels like our entire friendship was based on a lie.

[FINE CREAM-SAN, he's petting. god. this... this cat?!]

For the record, I was totally sincere about only believing the JFK one.

[ AW YISSSSS SWEET PETS cream-san goes straight to purring like she didn't just bother mako for five mins for pets ]

If it helps, I wouldn't be opposed to them being proven correctly? And it's fun to talk about.

[ he thinks that's part of the fun too, not to believe in it seriously and just come up with a bunch of crazy theories ]

Your turn. Truth or dare?

They are kind of fun to talk about. I'm not going to disagree with that at all, and I don't know if we'd have started talking otherwise.

... Hmm. Dare.

[since he lost the war with cream-san... sigh. Cats.]

[ a dare, huh? hmmm... they're still starting out so let's do something easy ]

Bury your face in Cream-san and tell her what a good kitty she is.

... What.

[he looks down at Cream-san and then back up at Souji. WHY WOULD YOU HURT HIM THIS WAY?]

[ DOES MAKO NOT THINK CREAM-SAN IS WORTH IT!!!! ]

Bury your face in Cream-san and tell her what a good kitty she is.

[ he repeats like mako simply didn't hear him ]

[Souji...

He sighs, clearly not pleased by this dare, but. He pulls Cream-san off of his lap, so that he can bury his face in her fur.]

You're a very good kitty, Cream-san.

Just don't get any ideas.

[ cream-san is !!! for a second as she suddenly gets picked up and away from her sweet pets but when mako just buries her face in her fur, she does... nothing. she's actually really used to this because souji does this all the time so it's all good. she'll just meow instead. ]

Look, you're best friends now.

[he's wiping the fur off of his face]

Noooooo. I'm pretty sure all she sees me as is the guy who will pet her.

[why do cats shed so much...Ok.]

Truth or dare?

[ and now that cream-san has been let go, she will go back to... sitting in mako's lap to ask for more pets. ]

Dare.

[no, no pets for you this time, Cream-san. None.]

... I dare you to tell a friend that you've had a change of heart about cats.

Edited (LET'S NOT MAKE THIS SO LONG AND INDEPTH A DARE) 2017-09-17 02:21 (UTC)

[ cream-san is going to start whining if she doesn't get pets ]

... no.

[no, cream-san, no.]

That's your limit?

[ yes, cream-san, yes ]

It goes against just who I am and the very fabric of my soul.

[ but nah, he'll do it. he's just trying to be super dramatic here ]

Get outside your comfort zone, Souji.

[FINE, HE'S PETTING HER AGAIN. god why don't you go bother Souji, Cream-san...]

You shall regret this, Mako, but I'll text someone later and show you proof of your evil dare.

[ because cream-san always has souji. she must bother someone new so pet her and pet her right or else she'll meow annoyingly ]

Your turn, monster.

Hmm... Truth.

[he's honestly laughing? And you know what, he's gonna take some of those chips, in between petting Cream-san.

Also, for the record, his experience petting cats is... lacking. He constantly stops petting them, It's weird.]

[ it's weird and it's wrong but don't worry, cream-san will keep on reminding mako to pat her because she'll pat her paw on his hand every time he stops. pat her, slave. ]

What was your most embarrassing moment in public?

[ time to up things because mako gave him a BAD DARE ]

[oh good, an incident he's told no one about yet, because he sure was embarrassed!!!!]

... One time, while I was on night shift, I was breaking up this bar fight. This drunk woman came over, tried to shove her number down my shirt, and then threw up on the ground next to me.

One of the guys I was trying to stop slipped in it. And then tried to climb out using my leg as a ladder, getting it all over me. The lady still wanted me to call her.

[ omg............. souji is trying not to laugh but he does crack a pretty big smile ]

Did you?

I really was not feeling it.

[ahem.]

So, yeah. I haven't told anyone about that night, and you better not too.

She must have been heartbroken, but you have my word as a trusted friend that no one will ever find out.

I can't speak for Cream-san though.

[ who is totally going to gossip about this with her cat friends ]

I hope she doesn't... if that embarrassed me, I can't imagine how much it would've embarrassed her.

[he's just a cop trying to do his job... he gives Cream-san a sympathy petting for this poor, mysterious woman.]

Aright, your turn.

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