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souji ❝useless bisexual grass eating furry❞ seta ([personal profile] tarotcards) wrote2011-01-21 10:16 am

DREAM 006 [VIDEO/ACTION IN VIOLET CITY]

[Hello, video feed. Let's play Kindergarten reading! Alright, let's start.

See Souji.

See Souji in his room.

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml"

See Souji in his room going "fmlfmlfml" while facepalming.

Why is he like this? 

Well, the camera pans around and-- oh! Look POKEMON EGGS!



He's pretty much swamped with Pokemon eggs. They are just everywhere. The beds, the chairs, the floor. Yeah, it's pretty bad. His Pokemon asides from Gible looks pretty guilty in the background, even the huge Gyarados outside that's looking through the little window. They all have this guilt-stricken look...except his Ditto which is just grinning like it just did the greatest thing ever. It doesn't take much to figure out what has happened, and oh, did we mention this Ditto is just giving this smug look to the camera?

What a douche.]


Hey guys...

[A pause....how does he word this...]

Long story short: I found a Ditto in my box, left it in my room with my other Pokemon to let it know each other, came back from shopping an hour or later, and found this....

[Just...Just give him a few seconds to facepalm again and stop looking so damn proud, Ditto.]

So, does anyone want any eggs? I got eggs from a Jynx, a Skarmory, a Gyarados, and a Charmeleon.

Just...take your pick. I can't keep all of these... Just give me any offer. I'm more concerned about trying to find homes for all of these guys than anything else. I'll just have my Skarmory deliver them if you're somewhere other than Violet City.

Yeah...thanks, guys...

[So, tl;dr MY DITTO IS A GODDAMN PERSONA PROTAGONIST TAKE THESE EGGS AWAY]


(( OOC: PS: this is for you, kosy ))

[video → action] WHAT. YOU ARE THE WORST KING EVER

[identity profile] usedgrowl.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, no problem. I'll be over there in a few minutes.

[there's a girl knocking at his door in a few minutes. open the door y/y?]

[and she'll totally flip out because there are no guys in lucky star and i dunno, he seems the type to eat critical evidence]

[action] WASN'T ROME AN EMPIRE

[identity profile] usedgrowl.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yea- [oh jesus there is a freaking cornucopia of eggs in here]

What happened?

[there is one guy who gets any attention at all. it's teen girl squad (http://www.epicwin.org/img/luckystar/lscast.jpg) for the rest of the cast and that feenie! him and his pink sweater and col masks and eating glass containers that might have poison in them]

[action] ALL YOU DO IS ORDER PEOPLE AROUND ALL DAY

[identity profile] usedgrowl.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
...And you didn't notice?

[everyone just get all flustered except for one who would perv it up. let's do the wime tarp agaaaain]

[action] KINGS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO ORDER THEIR QUEENS AROUND

[identity profile] usedgrowl.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
But in an hour? There are so many eggs!

[death incarnate and persona protagonist sitting in a tree~ and excellent! /air guitar]

[action] YEAH UNIQUELY AWFUL

[identity profile] usedgrowl.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely. At least you'll be making a profit for sure.

[what a cute couple and one (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4693278) right back at you!

[action] N-NO! ...OKAY MAYBE

[identity profile] usedgrowl.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
How many do you have left?

[but kagami loves fish. she's got a pet goldfish even. oh most definitely and i'm sure that certain doctor pair just has a few problems they'll be able to work out and here's (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4693300) a present for you!

[action] DON'T MAKE ME BURN DOWN MY DOMAIN

[identity profile] usedgrowl.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, in the future, I'd keep your Ditto away from your other pokemon.

[well uh. she's already got a gyarados soooo. oh that's not arguing! they're just talking. loudly. and oh wow thank you somuch! here's (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4693317) a little thank you gift.

[action] I SO HAVE THE GUTS. WATCH ME BURN IT DOWN.... I'M TOTALLY GOING TO BURN IT. EVENTUALLY

[identity profile] usedgrowl.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, thanks.

[make one delicious fish egg omelet. oh ahaha of course not! it's all in good fun! oh golly gee thank you kindly here's a little something (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4694059) for your trouble]

[action] B-BUT Y'KNOW I CAN'T RIGHT NOW?

[identity profile] usedgrowl.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[why thank you kind sir, kagami'll be taking that] Thanks.

[and taking out that P630] Are you sure you're okay with this deal?

[just add some ketchup. derp goes great with ketchup. most people do have fun the wrong way, it's such a shame. oh wow that's so sweet of you. please take this. (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4694315")

[action] UH I'M ABOUT TO GO ON A HIATUS/SLOWATUS?

[identity profile] usedgrowl.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not happening. Would you only give me P100 for an egg? [don't make her hide it in his room.

guacamole? mustard? fish sauce? perhaps they'll teach a class on having fun one day. i'm sure you weren't mind having an exchange (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4694504) of gifts with me then.]

[action] I AAAM I'VE GOT CHOIR REHEARSALS AND CONCERTS ALL WEEK

[identity profile] usedgrowl.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That's true. But I bet you'll manage to find homes for them eventually. [and she'll never find in her room

but... i can't handle spicy things. as should everyone. it should be a mandatory class for mankind to take. oh look at all these presents (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4694592) falling from the sky]

[action] OH NOT REALLY JUST A LOT OF SINGING

[identity profile] usedgrowl.livejournal.com 2011-01-22 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
What do breeders normally do if they can't sell all of their eggs? [it'll accidentally slip underneath when she gets into bed]

[then get me a drink too. indeed with their special guest speaker cr-s02 tachibana. santa's sled must have tipped over and now all the presents (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4694661) are landing]