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okay so i was at the electronics store and there was a furby right there in the staff room
i was like wtf?? and asked around but they said
"it's been here since that incident"
spooky
anyway i brought it with me
manager said it was cool if i did
okay that was context now my question is
do you care if i take the skin off the furby
i want to make him a god
once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment he will take care of Us dude
also considering softhacking his circuits u wanna help

[ good thing thta souji hasn't been sleeping properly for the past while so he could see this right away ]

Prompto.

Why are you like this?

oh hey souji what's up!
what do you mean

[this text wasn't meant for you he's not keeping up]

Why are you trying to skin a Furby?

oh you got that LOL
was trying to send it to my buddy and it sent to a bunch of people i guess
did you know you're the sixth person to ask me about this????
sorry for waking you up dude

It's a very valid question.

Are you trying to be cursed by the Furby Gods?

oh no it's nothing weird like that!
just having a bit of fun

By skinning something.

This is dangerous behaviour, Prompto. I might have to call Officer Togusa for this.

he's gonna like that phone call
"excuse me prompto's skinning a furby"
"i'll lock him right up thank you souji"
lol

Not in a jail cell, no, but perhaps a mental institution.

You'll begin with Furbys, but then you'll move onto other things. Eventually, the end result will be humans. You'll be a serial killer known as Principle Skinner.

why are you taking the fun out of this buddy...
does this furby mean that much to you

I'm just merely concerned about your well-being, Prompto.

If I texted you at an outrageous time at night, talking about how I want to skin an innocent toy, you would also be worried.

fair enough
but also i'd be curious and say "go on"

Do you want me to say "go on" with you?

it's okay if you don't wanna
i have to go through the experiment anyway

Well, if you're going through with it no matter what I say, then I have to join in.

Do you have any candles and red paint? You might as well do this in the dark with lit candles and a pentagram drawn onto the floor.

i feel like you're inviting yourself to a dinner of two
which is completely okay
but you're making it spookier and cultier than what it was
so that's a little worrying

If you're going to peel off the skin of an innocent Furby, regardless of the warnings and concerns of your friends, then you might as well go all the way.

Go big or go home, Prompto.

alright i guess... i guess the cult of chill satan's gonna be a thing

I'd like to run for president of this cult. I believe that I am qualified enough to run it.

NUH HUH you don't have a selfie with chill satan!

And you do?

in
deed

Pics or it didn't happen

get a load of this

[this, he means. but with more fire.]

spooky text way too late at night with no context

prompto.............

listen

he's listening

he might not like what he hears

he already doesn't like what he's hearing, u furby murderer

doing what everyone wished to be doing

this is how you get a voodoo curse on you

taking one for the team

who hurt you like this

that's the mystery

seek help

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