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souji narukami

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Haha, I'm sure Yosuke will catch up sooner or later.

[ and as mako takes a seat on the bed (cream-san purring at the pets because she lives for that shit), souji will take a seat in his comfy office chair when he suddenly has a thought! ]

Hey, do you want to play Truth or Dare?

[ yes this is abrupt and sudden but that's souji ]

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Hmm... I could do a round with you, or a few.

Isn't that kind of what our friendship's been like so far?

[ok cream-san, that's enough petting.]

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[ when mako stops petting, cream-san will... just place her paw on mako's hand and try to drag it back over her head. c'mon, pet more!!!! in the meanwhile, souji will grab a coin from his little jar of change ]

A bit, I think, but okay, heads or tails? Winner asks first.

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Hmm... Tails.

[what are you doing cream-san, isn't that enough petting?

He pets a little bit more, and then tries to stop again. This is surely enough for a cat.]

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[ souji flips the coin and... it's tails! dang, so he has to go through this first. ]

Looks like you win.

[ cream-san will not accept this unsatisfactory petting!! she will now move onto mako's lap and refuse to leave until she gets enough petting ]

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[souji save him from your cat..................... He pauses and then, asks with a grin.]

Alright, Souji Narukami, Truth or Dare?

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[ no, souji is watching cream-san quite literally walk over mako by sitting on his lap and meowing for pets and he is doing nothing to stop this. ]

Truth.

[ DO YOUR WORST ]

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[CREAM-SAN, you're ruining this perfectly decent game of truth or dare? It's hard to do his worst when there is a cat fussing for pets.]

Alright... Is there a conspiracy theory you don't believe? I need to know exactly what is too much for you.

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[ GIVE INTO THE PETTING and then maybe cream-san will stop meowing for attention and kneading mako's leg ]

To be honest, I don't believe in a majority of the ones we talked about, like the lizard-people in the sewers or the government controlling the weather. I only brought them up to get a reaction from you.

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... Damn.

It feels like our entire friendship was based on a lie.

[FINE CREAM-SAN, he's petting. god. this... this cat?!]

For the record, I was totally sincere about only believing the JFK one.

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[ AW YISSSSS SWEET PETS cream-san goes straight to purring like she didn't just bother mako for five mins for pets ]

If it helps, I wouldn't be opposed to them being proven correctly? And it's fun to talk about.

[ he thinks that's part of the fun too, not to believe in it seriously and just come up with a bunch of crazy theories ]

Your turn. Truth or dare?

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They are kind of fun to talk about. I'm not going to disagree with that at all, and I don't know if we'd have started talking otherwise.

... Hmm. Dare.

[since he lost the war with cream-san... sigh. Cats.]

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[ a dare, huh? hmmm... they're still starting out so let's do something easy ]

Bury your face in Cream-san and tell her what a good kitty she is.

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... What.

[he looks down at Cream-san and then back up at Souji. WHY WOULD YOU HURT HIM THIS WAY?]

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[ DOES MAKO NOT THINK CREAM-SAN IS WORTH IT!!!! ]

Bury your face in Cream-san and tell her what a good kitty she is.

[ he repeats like mako simply didn't hear him ]

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[Souji...

He sighs, clearly not pleased by this dare, but. He pulls Cream-san off of his lap, so that he can bury his face in her fur.]

You're a very good kitty, Cream-san.

Just don't get any ideas.

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[ cream-san is !!! for a second as she suddenly gets picked up and away from her sweet pets but when mako just buries her face in her fur, she does... nothing. she's actually really used to this because souji does this all the time so it's all good. she'll just meow instead. ]

Look, you're best friends now.

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[he's wiping the fur off of his face]

Noooooo. I'm pretty sure all she sees me as is the guy who will pet her.

[why do cats shed so much...Ok.]

Truth or dare?

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[ and now that cream-san has been let go, she will go back to... sitting in mako's lap to ask for more pets. ]

Dare.

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[no, no pets for you this time, Cream-san. None.]

... I dare you to tell a friend that you've had a change of heart about cats.

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[ cream-san is going to start whining if she doesn't get pets ]

... no.

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[no, cream-san, no.]

That's your limit?

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[ yes, cream-san, yes ]

It goes against just who I am and the very fabric of my soul.

[ but nah, he'll do it. he's just trying to be super dramatic here ]

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Get outside your comfort zone, Souji.

[FINE, HE'S PETTING HER AGAIN. god why don't you go bother Souji, Cream-san...]

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You shall regret this, Mako, but I'll text someone later and show you proof of your evil dare.

[ because cream-san always has souji. she must bother someone new so pet her and pet her right or else she'll meow annoyingly ]

Your turn, monster.