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browbeater: Cuddles? Who needs cuddles? (So when's the after-sex workout?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[what if he just... awkwardly avoids the cats when he comes in.

Which means, of course, that they're drawn to him even more.]


I grabbed some dumplings from a shop me and my bro hit up all the time. Hope you don't mind.
browbeater: (... There is no war in Ba Sing Se?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Whichever's better.

[which is less likely to have cats... probably the living room, right?

Cream-san... please....]
browbeater: MY FAVORITE. (Oh boy we're blowing shit up?!)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[obviously, they'll talk about celebrity crushes??? And nicknames for all their friends, but they're Eagle One and Eagle Two, so that's settled. Also, honestly.

His eyes are immediately drawn to the model kits.]


Did you build those?

[hello fellow nerd, how are you.

he sounds so impressed with some of them]
browbeater: Cuddles? Who needs cuddles? (So when's the after-sex workout?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe, I usually just do boxing in my downtime. Did Yosuke tell you I was teaching him?

[he says this as he's looking over the builds. He's just... so impressed right now. But he finally turns to face Souji.]

One day, I'll try it.
browbeater: But it's miiiiine. (I have the dorkiest family.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
He's all over the place.

[he sits on the bed-- and even pets Cream-san after minor prodding from the cat.

He doesn't hate cats enough to ignore them that hardcore.]


Typical rookie fashion.
browbeater: Except I'm straight and not sassy in the slightest. (Hi. I'm Mako your sassy gay friend.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... I could do a round with you, or a few.

Isn't that kind of what our friendship's been like so far?

[ok cream-san, that's enough petting.]
browbeater: That's going to get messy. (Huh. It's raining men.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... Tails.

[what are you doing cream-san, isn't that enough petting?

He pets a little bit more, and then tries to stop again. This is surely enough for a cat.]
browbeater: (Introducing two derpy bros!)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[souji save him from your cat..................... He pauses and then, asks with a grin.]

Alright, Souji Narukami, Truth or Dare?
browbeater: Cause you're the only 10 I see. (Are you from Tennessee?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[CREAM-SAN, you're ruining this perfectly decent game of truth or dare? It's hard to do his worst when there is a cat fussing for pets.]

Alright... Is there a conspiracy theory you don't believe? I need to know exactly what is too much for you.
browbeater: At least not in a row. (My girlfriend did NOT suck 37 dicks.)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
... Damn.

It feels like our entire friendship was based on a lie.

[FINE CREAM-SAN, he's petting. god. this... this cat?!]

For the record, I was totally sincere about only believing the JFK one.
browbeater: Cause you're the only 10 I see. (Are you from Tennessee?)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
They are kind of fun to talk about. I'm not going to disagree with that at all, and I don't know if we'd have started talking otherwise.

... Hmm. Dare.

[since he lost the war with cream-san... sigh. Cats.]
browbeater: No comment? (Fuck the what now)

[personal profile] browbeater 2017-09-17 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
... What.

[he looks down at Cream-san and then back up at Souji. WHY WOULD YOU HURT HIM THIS WAY?]

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